The Osborns: slideshow

Declarations of Innocence

May 8, 2010

Leah: "What would you like to order?" Jake: "Um, I'll have the Shrimp Cottontail."

May 13, 2010

Jake: "Hey, look! That ear looks like a cloud!"

Said while looking at the sky.

May 15, 2010

Leah: (sighing)"I'm feeling glum."

Missy: "Do you even know what glum means?"

Leah: "It means sad."

Jake: "Yeah, I'm feeling gwum, too."

May 24, 2010

Leah: "Mama, I want to get my ears peered."

May 26, 2010

Noah: "Bubbles, Bubbles...(blows raspberry)"

Imitating a YouTube video with two babies in a bathtub after he just got out of the bath.

May 27, 2010

Noah: "Jay-key, Jay-key"

Said while looking for Jake in the library.

June 1, 2010

Leah: "Wow, Noah's a psycho!

Missy: "Why would you say that he's a psycho?"

Leah: "Because he just waved good-bye to someone and how else would he know that they were actually leaving? He must be psycho."

Missy: "Ohhhh, you mean psychic."

June 27, 2010

Jake: "Mama, can I dress up like a Native American and throw tea off of the side of a ship for Halloween?"

Said after we finished a lesson on the Boston Tea Party

June 30, 2010

Leah: "Oh wow, I was running so fast that my heart started beating."

Said after running up the stairs

July 10, 2010

Missy: "Jake what favorite food would you like for me to make for you to eat for your birthday?"

Jake: "Broccoli!"

July 18, 2010

Jake: "Noah's Hefty."

Missy: "Noah's Hefty? Do you mean that Noah's stinky?"

Referring to the Hefty garbage bag commercials where they say, "Hefty, Hefty, Hefty, Stinky, Stinky, Stinky"

August 23, 2010

Missy: "Do you like this shirt, Jake?"

Jake: "That shirt's too funky!"

August 26, 2010

Jake: "Mama, can we go and get that drink with the slime in it?"

Missy: "What drink with the slime? I'm not sure what you're talking about."

Jake: "You know, that drink that we got before that had that green slime in it."

Missy: "Wait, do you mean the drink with the LIME in it?"

Jake: "Yeah, that's it, LIME!"

August 26, 2010

Noah: "Mama, mess, mess!"

Missy: "Oh, you made a mess, well let's go and clean it up."

Noah: "Clean up, clean up"(as if he were to begin singing the clean up song)

August 30, 2010

During bedtime prayer

Jake: "Please bless we can be fresh in the morning......and please bless that we can eat someone."

September 5, 2010

Jake: "This is a cool beaver show, it's like beavers and butthead." ( while watching a beaver nature show)

September 11, 2010

Jake: "You're a big piece of Hasselhoff"(Apparently he heard the name from the Spongebob Squarepants movie. )

October 21, 2010

Missy: "Noah, you need to go and pick up your...."

Noah:(interrupting)"Mama, Shhh!"

Missy: "No Noah, you need to go pick up...."

Noah: (interrupting again)"No! Shhhh!"while wagging his finger at me

June 21, 2011

Leah: I can't wait until July 19th.

Missy: Why then?

Leah: Because that's when I can finally listen to music in the car.

Missy: Oh, your headphones that you ordered? They must be coming from China or something.

Leah: Uhhh....I think they're coming from KING KONG.(meaning Hong Kong)

June 29, 2011

Jacob: I wish my name was "Cud".

Missy: Why is that, Jake?

Jacob: So that cows would eat me.

July 16, 2011

(as I was wearing a greenish shower cap on my head)

Jacob: Mmmm...Mama, you look like a big giant broccoli with that thing on your head. You'd better be careful or I'll eat you up!

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